We’re Glad Someone Else Had the Courage to Speak Up

Without going into any details that everyone already knows about the whole Ingrid-Betancourt-is-miraculously-alive-and-the-FARC-website-is-now-crappy thing, we would like to congratulate the Latino gossip blog Guanabee, for pointing out the real reason that every other virile young straight girl/gay boy is so deeply invested in this news:

Lorenzo Betancourt-Delloye, her son.